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« am: 11.09.2006, 23:25:35 »
-Hey! Did you read this, dear?
--What?
-The part about asking us do the talking... er... writing.
--What do you mean, us? If you want to write, write by yourself!
-Whoa. It's not that time of month again, is it?
--Shut up!
-Sorry. But seriously, with the big guy so down and all, we could lend a hand, yes?
--Easy for you to say! I can barely read, a-and my writing looks like...
-Gnome cooking?
--Shut up!
-It was a compliment! My mother isn't a bad cook. Well, actually she is, but it's not that bad when you can always spice it up with a simple cantrip. As long as she's not looking, that is.
--Whatever...
-Anyway, uh, you do realize you'd be writing on a computer, dear?
--Um... I, I knew that... but I still don't like it!
---It would be news if you did like something, halfling.
--Very funny. Where the Hells have you been, anyway? It's your bloody name on these stupid messages!
---I had matters to see to in Skullport. The details of those are no concern of yours, and regardless, I am only here as I am curious about this... Geist?
-Gaess, actually. The name's just pronounced so it rhymes with Geist. You know, like Heinz. Well, it doesn't rhyme, but still.
--Oh, shut up... and you, exactly what do you mean by 'being curious' about that woman, eh?
---I fail to see the relevance of that to you, halfling.
--Excuse me? You think I'm going to just l-
-Ahem... people are watching, dear.
--Fine! I don't care what you do, as long as it doesn't involve me!
-But...
--I said I don't care!
-Wait! Where are you going?!
---Very well. Take the female back lest she gets lost here. I shall see to this writing in the stead of the human.
-Er... are you sure about this? I mean, no offense, but, uh, your writing style tends to be a bit... well... gaudy...
---I do not recall asking for your opinion.
-Point taken.
---Now leave... wait, gnome, there is one last thing.
-What is it, Narzy?
---Do not call me that.